Why send a boring e-card? Even your grandmother will appreciate a step away from flowers and teddy bears. Next time you e-card, try someecards.com (“when you care enough to hit send”). These snarky little zingers will have you trolling their website looking for excuses to send cards.
For Valentine’s Day:
For MLK Day: “Happy Martin Luther King Day to a borderline racist.”
For a crestfallen superfan: “Sorry I can’t empathize with the pain over your team losing.”
For new parents: “I hope your baby doesn’t hate you later in life” (or, even better, option #2: “Congratulations on not being sterile”)
For a true friend (and/or Deadwood fan): “If I were to shoot you, it would just be in the leg.”
— Ollie
Courtesy of: AdFreak.
TORO! :: bull by the horns 